Me: I wanna buy Bioshock 2 today.
Ricky: Why? You haven’t even played the first one.
Me: But, I liked watching you play the first one.
Ricky: You should finish the games you have bought in the passed three months.
Me: No. I’m stuck on Batman, can’t kill them.
Ricky: Okay, Infamous?
Me: Well, I played that the other night.
Ricky: And, Sacred 2.
Me: The update won’t load on my PS3. You know that.
Ricky: Uncharted 2?
Me: Still know where stuff is from watching you play. BOR-ING…
Ricky: How about Borderlands?
Me: I played it all the way through…the only reason I need to play it again is cause all the trophies are on your name. Hey! I know, you give me MY Dragons Age and Assassins Creed 2 back and I won’t buy Bioshock 2.
Ricky: No. You don’t wanna play those.
Me: Yes I do. And I bought them.
Ricky: You want to play Bioshock 1 or Assassins Creed 1 or Dead Space or maybe Call of Duty campaigns.
Me: Fine. Target didn’t have it anyhow.
Okay…so I didn’t really play video games until I met Ricky. I had lots of fun watching my friends play and that was just fine for me. But, no. My new boyfriend likes video games. LOVES Video games. So I watched him play. Then I watched him and his friend, Jamie play World at War Nazi Zombies. I started getting addicted and soon I was better than Jamie, which I of course reveled in. Beating a boy at video games is always lots of fun. Then, of course, MW2 came out. I bought my own PS3 and it has turned into a problem. I buy games. Lots of games. All the time and never finish any. Its like ADHD at its best. Course, I buy it and play the first chapter then Ricky steals it.
My list of games to complete…that I have started playing:
Assassins Creed 2
Call of Duty: MW2 (campaign and spec ops)
Dragon Age: Origins
Batman: Arkham Asylum
List of games I should probably play…
Call of Duty: World at War
SOS!!! I haven’t played any of the first of anything. Perfect…I got to call Ricky back and let him know my newest angle. I must buy Bioshock 2 and play it before I play others. Course…that doesn’t really explain all my half finished games. Er…Shhh.